Jarkko Ruutu hungers

Senators’ forward, Jarkko Ruutu (best name ever), is under fire for allegedly biting the thumb of Buffalo’s Andrew Peters. He apparently bit so hard, that he was able to puncture the glove and break the skin!

NHL brass is still deciding on what diciplinary action, if any will be taken. They may possibly charge Ruutu with attempting to start an army of hockey playing zombies. I’m fairly certain Bobby Orr tried to do the same thing, so this is all standard boiler plate, really. Pretty sure it’s only a two game suspension.

Pro tip: Don’t piss of Jarkko Ruutu!

update: NHL.com is reporting that Ruutu will be suspended for two games. In other news, I am psychic.

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